When Kanye Attacks

Kanye West is a douchenozzle. Anyone who watched the 2009 VMA’s can attest to that. Anyway, I thought it would be funny to add Kanye to Doug’s world. Kind of like a douche life coach.

Things We Can Do Without

This strip was inspired by some things I’ve noticed while out in the “real world.” Women hiding their faces with oversized sunglasses, guys dressed to the 9’s with Ed Hardy gear and most importantly “Bluedouches.” These are people who use their Bluetooth without regard for anyone else in their vicinity. Ever been in line at a coffee shop and have someone yapping away when it’s their turn to order then they put up one finger as if to say “one minute?” Bluedouche. I think the glasses and clothes will just go away like any other fad but Bluetooth is here to stay. Ok, my griping is over.

The Usual Suspects

Comic-Con has been over for a while now but I couldn’t help but continue to think about the crowd of people that was there. I noticed that it seems to have the same “types” of people walking around and thought it would be funny to draw them. Next time you are at a comic convention, print this strip out and use it as a checklist to look for these people. It will make you smile. It made me smile drawing it. 😉

Hygiene is a Must

The San Diego Comic-Con is HERE! So dust off your Stormtrooper helmet and leave your hygiene at the door!! I’ve gone to Comic-Con for about 10 years now and it STILL amazes me that people are not aware of how bad they smell. As you walk down an aisle looking for some new pirated Hentai, a smell creeps up and hits you in the face. A friend of mine calls them “Con Hits.” It’s generally a mix of cabbage, wet dog, and sadness. Since Comic-Con is now so popular the convention center is packed with people and some rows bottleneck so you have no choice but to stand there and breathe it in. Well aside from that I can’t wait to go see old friends, pick up sketchbooks from independent artists, and maybe buy some comic art. If I’m REALLY lucky maybe the guys at Aspen will let me meet Megan Fox…..

Tribute

It was sad that the week I was on vacation visiting my family in June there were so many celebrity deaths. It seems they have been adding up lately. I’m really sad that Billy Mays is gone out of all of them. Don’t get me wrong it’s a tragedy that the others passed but due to the show “Pitchmen” I have become a HUGE Billy Mays fan. I used to groan at the TV late nights when his boisterous voice filled the room selling products that all cost $19.99. After watching the show I grew to admire him. He really believed in what he did and was the best at it. I use OxyClean and always will thanks to Billy. It really does get all the blood and hooker sweat out of clothes.

Terminators

This strip was supposed to be done after I saw Terminator Salvation (as well as rewatching T1-T3) but thanks to work I haven’t had the time to do squat. Anyway, after watching Terminator Salvation one thought kept running through my head. This strip is that thought. Enjoy!